I was in a public toilet
when I was attacked by a hair-dryer.
PHOOOOOO!
I had walked past it calmly.
I hadn’t said anything provocative.
I didn’t stare at it.
I didn’t disrespect it
I didn’t say, ‘Look at you stuck on the wall
Nowhere to go, nothing to do
Who are you? Johnny No-mates?’
I did none of these things.
But still it leapt at me
Pumping out hot air:
PHOOOOOO!
Roaring in my face:
PHOOOOOO!
Roughing up my hair:
PHOOOOOO!
I said, Excuse ME!
And it said:
PHOOOOOO!
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For all bookings for live shows, readings, recitals and appearances in schools, libraries, colleges, book festivals etc please contact Jan or Kate at: jan@speakingofbooks.co.uk
For all media appearances (TV, radio etc) or anything to do with my publications (books, rights etc) please contact my agent, email Katy Jones at: kjones@unitedagents.co.uk
For something personal you can email me at: michael@michaelrosen.co.uk
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT ME OR KATY JONES FOR LIVE APPEARANCES IN SCHOOLS ETC
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